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reddit is gay and full of faggots and they love bumsex and have the aids.
 
ALL HAIL MIGHTY RAR
 
GOD OF DOWNLOADS AND INTERNET AND BUTTS
 
WITH HIS TRUSTY COMPANIONS SOUNDHOUND AND GROOVESHARK
 
and then there was butts and rar smiled upon the butts for they were good butts.
 
AND THEN THE INSTALLATION WIZARD WAS LIKE LOL THERE IS INSUFFICIENT MEMORY FOR A MEANINGFUL INSTALLATION
 
And the lord Rar blessed a young czech "virgin" with his seed. After rubbing the seed on her tits, that is.
 
9 months later the son of Rar was born and all those who looked at the night sky saw but one thing. SORRY MINECRAFT HAS RUN OUT OF MEMORY spelled out in the night sky.
 
At this point Mariah thought lol fuck it let's just put in some crucifixion rip off and then Debian, Rar's son, was bluescreened. By the eBay buyers.
and also butts
A+++++ WOULD PUNISH AGAIN
 
But he died for their sins. Their sins of killing him. Somehow.
 
Butt in 3 day, or weeks, or months, I don't fucking know he return-ACTUALLY FUCK IT 
In 3 days he called upon the four armourwearing horse-men of the apocalypse (horses wearing armourhurrrrrroblivion) and he pressed reset and it went like PCHEEEWWWW and shit
 
and then he made a bleach shirt and it was ttly rad and he wore it once then afterwards it kind of looked shit in the wash since he put a red sock in it BUT ANYWAY
 
THEN
 
SOME BITCH WAS ALL LIKE BUTTS lol butts.
 
AND HE ASCENDED INTO HEAVEN
FOR HE COULD NOT HANDLE THE BUTTHURT
 
AND IT IS SAID HE WOULD RETURN ONE DAY ON HIS SECOND CUMMING he only ever had 1 orgasm? that would make you pretty butthurt.yeah his mom had enough for the both of em
 
THAT DAY... SHALL BE KNOWN AS SOCK DAY. when is sock day?
yesterday. you missed it bro. you seem to be doing that a lot lately. GOD DAMMIT.
 
FOR YEARS THIS ANCIENT STORY WAS ETCHED ONTO A TABLET. AND THEN A HIPSTER GOT SUPER MAD BECAUSE HE BOUGHT THAT FROM THE APPLE STORE AT LAUNCH AND SOMEONE SCRATCHED SHIT INTO IT SO HE THREW IT AWAY
 
AND THERE IT WAS FOUND. MANY YEARS LATER, UNDER THE LAST MCDONALD'S WRAPPER.
 
AND SINCE THAT DAY IT HAS BEEN PROFESIZE-PROFISISE-PROFESORIS-
prophertursed pooperated propurturpfffff puppleduppled pumplepore purrrdurrrr poopalurpur papayabubbaprrrr prrbrrprrrfffffff
PROFITEROLE-ISED THAT HE WOULD RETURN ONCE THE CHOSEN ONE NEEDED HIM
 
IT WAS UPON THAT DAY THAT MARIAH ANTILL THE CHOSEN ONE OF FUCK YOU NEEDED TO INSTALL VAMPIRE THE MASQUERADE BOOBLINES AND THE INSTALLATION JUST FUCKING STOOD THERE FOR AN HOUR DOING FUCK ALL AND SHE HELLA WANTED TO LOOK AT THE VAMPIRE BOOBS. SO SHE CALLED UPON RAR AND URGED HIM TO ASK THE INSTALLATION WIZARD WHAT TO DO.
 
ALL OF A SUDDEN SHIT STARTED TO MOVE HELLA FAST YO AND IT WAS TOTALLY BECAUSE SHE PRAYED TO THAT NOT MADE UP GOD AT ALL.
 
LET IT BE KNOWN THAT FROM THIS DAY (MONDAY) THAT ALL RELIGIONS SUCK EXCEPT THIS ONE AND THIS ONE IS CALLED:
 
 
HOMOSEXIANITY dats gey
 
7/10 would fap again.