A Kickass Story
by pandatacodude
Once there was a pig.His name was Bob. Bob said OINK OINK OINK and got laid.
One day Bob the pig fround a crate with a cyrogenically preserved, genetically modified hot woman inside. Bob couldn't sex her because she was a popsicle. Bob was very sad.
The next day, Bob said to hot woman, "I do not deserve you for I cannot sex." He then took her to Walt Disney to be married. Bob got aids.
And thus began the aids thing.
Anyway, after Bob died, hot woman trained in martial arts to seek revenge from the AIDs dragon. Also, she shaved downstairs and spent $699 on a custom tailored catsuit made of something shiny that reflects bullets.
Blah blah blah
Later the following year, as President Ron Paul was watching his staff apply cream cheese to his cinnamon raisin bagel, Bob rose from the grave as a flesh eating zombie. He slowly made his way towards CERN headquarters to destroy the world.
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